http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress not to be believed Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:34:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Our attorney has notified our landlord that we will be out of this drafty, leaky, stinky building by January 15. Our last day will be Saturday January 10. We will re-open in a new location a few blocks North from us on Market Street. Our landlord once asked us, why we rented a ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/12/16/we-are-moving-again/ Banks are getting bailed out left & right for rigging a game that rob us of every fucking penny we earn. Our 401K accounts and stocks are now worthless, our homes are over valued, and as a nation we produce not much more than gas guzzling cars. Not a single television, ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/12/01/wheres-the/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/12/01/yiddish-rudolf/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/11/20/forget-it/ How did they let things get so bad?? The economy is in the fucking toilet, yet CEO's of Ford, GM and Chrysler flew into DC aboard 40 million dollar private jets to ask for multi-billion dollar bail-outs. FUCK 'EM!!! Is first class on a commercial flight not good enough!? What ever happened to ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/11/20/our-government-failed-us/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/31/wassup-2008/ The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo. http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/28/jewish-be-part-of-the-great-schlep/ On a recent morning I was awakened by a phone call from one of the huge banking firms we recently bailed out. I was six days late with my credit card payment, and they wanted payment right away. The woman on the phone was calling from India. We just handed ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/23/bail-out-bullshit/ Starting today, nobody under the age of 18 is allowed upstairs without a parent. (note: not a friend over 21, a parent) I don't care who you are, or how long we've known each other, you can't go upstairs without a parent. If you don't have an ID, you don't go ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/16/no-kids-under-18-are-allowed-upstairs-without-a-parent/ "Commie pinko countries" with universal health-care: Argentina, Austria, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Chile, China, Cuba, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Oman, Portugal, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Sweden, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Ukraine and the United Kingdom. It's time ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/15/take-2-asprin-call-me-in-the-morning-that-will-be-37500-please/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/12/is-mccain-palins-bitch/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/10/sarah-palins-church-is-full-of-retards-speaking-in-tongues/ If anyone thinks that this dumb cunny is capable of being vice president, they need to see a doctor right away. Listen to what she says...she is clueless, even after being fed talking points by her staff & coaches. Fucking Howdy Doody would make a better VP.....this stupid bitch actually thinks Dick ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-is-a-fucking-retard/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/09/25/the-best-commercial-ever-made/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/09/17/colon-man/ Listen to this lying fucker read his scripted comments. "liberal press"???? http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/09/16/fuck-you-mccain/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/09/10/baltimore-cop-in-blackface/ There ya' go you religious redneck republicans....Jesus says Vote for the black guy. You don't want to let Jesus down now do you!? If Jesus said it, it MUST be true. http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/09/10/jesus-says-vote-for-the-black-guy/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/29/i-am-running-for-president-of-the-united-states/ I filmed this in front of our 1st location: 10 North Market Street during In The Streets. (music by Billy Preston) http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/26/2004-frederick-funny-face-festival/ Every year for many, many years the local Elks have held a "parade" downtown. No Parking signs used to go up the day before, chasing folks away for two days in a row. (since nobody bothered to read the small print stating date/time/etc) Now the signs go up the day ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/26/61/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/18/bush-sings-rems-the-end-of-the-world/ If this sounds over-the-top, look at the condition of the world these days. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Fuck authority, they got us here! Don't "kill" 'em, just vote them out of office and hold them accountable!!! http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/18/save-the-planet-kill-a-republican/ YOU MUST SEE THIS TO BELIEVE IT! http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/05/jimmy-durante-ethel-meman-sing-something-stupid/ 10) MARIJUANA USE HAS NO EFFECT ON MORTALITY: A massive study of California HMO members funded by the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) found marijuana use caused no significant increase in mortality. Tobacco use was associated with increased risk of death. Sidney, S et al. Marijuana Use and Mortality. ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/08/05/top-10-marijuana-studies-the-government-wishes-they-never-funded/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/30/if-geannie-had-a-weenie/ You know, the more I think about it, the more I hate this douche-bag president of ours. Is ANYBODY better off? Can ANYBODY afford gas? Does ANYONE have any $$$??? Does ANYONE feel any safer??? How did this drunken spoiled, lazy frat-boy become the president and why are we not doing anything about it!? Fuck you ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/30/fuck-you-very-much-mr-bush/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/21/never-let-a-crackhead-sing-at-your-funeral/ Life in the real world just keeps getting worse and worse. Folks are losing homes, jobs, cars and family members due to a shitty economy and bad politics. Suicide rates are waaaaaay up. (my ex-wife popped herself in June) You know if you take a frog and drop him in a ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/21/when-is-enough-enough/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/14/lesbians/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/07/the-theme-from-shaft-as-played-by-the-ukelele-orchestra-of-great-britain/ Yesterday Pam & I were in DC celerating our 9th wedding anniversary, when Dick Cheney's motorcade passed by. I ran to the sidewalk and stuck my finger waaaaaaaayy out in front of me, and mouthed, "FUCK YOU" several times. A huge black SUV in the motorcade broke formation and started towards me, ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/07/04/i-flipped-off-dick-cheney/ I found the perfect parking spot downtown, it's right across the street from my shop, no meter, no "no parking sign", no painted curb, just a space sitting there, waiting for someone to park. So if there are no posted rules to comply by, why do these assholes keep giving ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/28/frederick-meter-maids-are-fucking-morons/ Frederick considers parking a business and not a service. Sadly the department is staffed by a bunch of yokels who on the most part are clueless. A few weeks ago I saw one of our mindless meter maids ticket 4 motorcycles parked in 1 spot. $45 each. $180 total and 4 ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/24/fuck-the-frederick-parking-department/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/24/star-trek-on-acid/ Americans today are just as helpless as the Jews as they were being carted off to concentration camps to be used as slave labor and eventually murdered. Bit by bit, piece by piece, the US government is taking away all your rights and freedoms and property. How far are you willing ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/10/no-i-will-not-comply-period/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/08/are-you-a-proud-member-of-the-tribe/ Funny Shit! (literally!) http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/06/08/ed-mcmahon-prank/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/05/22/singing-whackos-in-baltimore-1981/ May 22, 2004 was our 1st day in business, with a shop that changed so much over the past four years, that I hardly recognize it! Thanks to everyone....those of you who get it, and those of you who don't... It's been a fun ride so far, and WHO KNOWS what the ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/05/22/happy-birthday-cinegraphic-studios/ Fox5 stopped by one day last week....must have been a a really slooooow news day! http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/05/13/gnomes-in-the-news/ I just spent the entire day removing water, plaster and assorted crap from the carpet due to heavy rains and a roof that has more holes in it than swiss cheese! Just as I was getting to leave, an entire panel of drywall crashed to the ground and fell down the ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/05/12/heavy-rains-cause-ceiling-collapse/ I decided to instill a new rule for the new location, no cell phones. So...right on the front door (and in several more locations inside) I have placed signs that read, "in consideration of others, please turn off your cell phone". I can't believe how many people don't read signs or who ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/05/07/hello-world/ Here's a great Spike Jones production number that's been sitting in the vaults unscreened for way too many years! Spike Jones - - Schiklegruber http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/04/19/a-monkey-as-hitler/ No...this isn't about the Mr. Bill you grew up watching on Saturday Night Live, this is about a dear friend of mine who is dying, Bill MacGowan. Mr. Bill is a a kind, gentle soul who saved my ass in the early 90's. Billy Mac taught me to appreciate night blooming Jasmin ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/04/19/mr-bill/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/04/13/americans-are-stupid/ Thanks to everyone who's stopped by to check out the new space. We thank you for all of the wonderful comments & suggestions. We installed a pay toilet today....if you are reading this, you get a free token for the "pay pisser", just ask, and it's yours! Just make sure you ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/04/13/what-a-week/ The new location opened today at 3 PM...we actually had a small crowd waiting by the doors. Lots of people stopped by to check the place out. The upper level was a hit with our regulars, while the lower level kept moms busy with the younger ones. We still have TONS ... http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/04/05/we-are-open/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/03/24/batman-on-drugs/ http://cinegraphicstudios.com/wordpress/2008/03/18/banana-man/